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[On the Clock: Clock Day]

Fruit fly love would be the purest form of love if it wasn't for love of Clock Day.

[Vuvu's ClockDay 2023 Celery]

Seems the same as every other Clock Day. Five and move along folks nothing to see here happy Clock Day.

[Restock Film]

Yeah that's retail for ya. I never saw the point in helmets so now I have a degenerative spine disorder after a crate of canned goose fell on me.

Foxcato responds:

Yup! A crate of canned goose will do that to ya. Working retail is hardcore like that.

[Blood Money]

Incredible.

[FAST FOOD]

11/5 would have voted 12 but there was no visible cheese on the burger.

[the majestic Snail]

A snail is, in loose terms, a shelled gastropod. The name is most often applied to land snails, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name snail is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled shell that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "snail" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land snails but also numerous species of sea snails and freshwater snails. Gastropods that naturally lack a shell, or have only an internal shell, are mostly called slugs, and land snails that have only a very small shell (that they cannot retract into) are often called semi-slugs.

Snails have considerable human relevance, including as food items, as pests, and as vectors of disease, and their shells are used as decorative objects and are incorporated into jewelry.[1] The snail has also had some cultural significance, tending to be associated with lethargy. The snail has also been used as a figure of speech in reference to slow-moving things. The snail is the same or similar shape as the cochlea.[2]

[Gone Shopping]

The space ship to car to unicycle sequence already had me laughing my ass off and then the cartoon just kept going. Then I watched it again twice. Now I just need that sloth.

[New Boot Goofin']

PhantomGarfieldClock

[The 5th Birthday]

DON'T TOUCH IT. Just five at it.

Merol responds:

Thank you!!

[Das Twenty-One Second Collab]

This collab bleeds that classic last-minute Clock Day energy at every part and from every orifice